Bad Guy

"”Dood, why?!” -Badguy, on anything "Badguy is a goofy mofo with the appearance of a portly white man* (citation needed) in his late 20s. He is often depicted wearing a BLM face mask, ill fitting or torn clothing, glasses of dubious necessity, and occasionally a chicken outfit.

Badguy is one of the central characters in the Alem Cong universe and is a steady supply of goofiness from which the multiverse seems to sustain itself (unconfirmed). Badguy is generally a happy-go-lucky individual who will carry on spirited conversations, often repeating stories time and time again, and is generally good natured and one of the less wicked entities in the Alem Cong multiverse. Despite this he is far from perfect as his sobriquet demonstrates - Badguy is shown to be a raging misogynist, an opportunist who will betray friends and family for his own benefit, a white collar criminal, and a sexual deviant.

Early Life
Badguy was born to Diane and Nhoj at some point in the early 90s in Hotlanna where he was immediately left in a boiling hot car in hopes that he would die. He escaped this vehicle however, but not before attempting to eat the rearview mirror which he later blamed on the heat.

Badguy's upbringing was nothing short of idyllic - he traveled between large cities and white picket fence homes before being cast out to Kary, North Carolina by the Illuminati in hopes of containing his influence on the world. Despite best efforts, Badguy proved a blight on the town and began quickly destroying property and lives.