HurrHurr

HurrHurr
HurrHurr (Also known frequently as Gay Boy) was a friend of Alem Cong's and fellow student at North Carolina State University, where he masterminded the infamous NCSU Peeping Scandal which was foiled by one Officer G.B. Telles.

Gay Boy has a komplicated life and history and his actions range from admirable (with konstant attempts to 'get his lyfe togeddur dude') to disgusting and outright kriminal.

Early Years
Mr. Boy was born to Sharon Jamal Williams and Mr. Jamal Williams at a then record of 8000 pounds (only to be beaten by his brother Kammy years later) and grew up in Raleigh, his misdeeds earning him the title of “Kastlelake Kreep” at a young age. His house was assaulted frequently in a game kalled SlapHouse which is believed to have kontributed to HurrHurr’s paranoia and delinquency.

Gayboy’s first period of employment was at a now defunct bar kalled the Linkin Lodge. Gayboy worked here with his brother, Kammy who served as KEO. Although the pair enjoyed moderate success, their business ventures ultimately failed when HurrHurr konsumed all the alcohol in the Lodge and somehow started a fire. Shortly after, he and Kammy fled to Mexico for an undisklosed period of time.

Kriminal Origins
During a spring break trip with Alem Cong, T-Dawg, PAHRONA, and others Gay Boy began acting erratically. He disappeared onto the beach at night necessitating a search party. After being found he instructed Liem and James to "FUG OFF, Don't bodder me doodz".

At some point during the night, HurrHurr is reported to have approached Pahrona in her room and licked her neck "like a chocolate ice cream cone". The incident led to Pahrona's life being ruined causing her drink and fall into heroin. It also spawned a holiday themed jingle:

* Jingle Bells, DTM, HUURHRURRR licked a neck, 

Jingle Bells, DTM, KOOOOREYYY LIIICKED A NECKK!*

Krime Spree
Some time after the Linkin Lodge failure, Gayboy and Kammy were able to evade border patrol and made their way back to their home state of North Karolina. It was during this voyage that Gayboy decided to make one of his poor life khoices when stopping to purchase a bottle of grey goose which led to one of his many arrests. Eyewitnesses have stated that the Gayboy had been gulping down vodka while smoking sweetNsourdeez marijuana which resulted in a kar krash. During this particular arrest, Gayboy reportedly cried "I KRASHED DUH KAR WIT KAMMY IN DEH KARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while sobbing uncontrollably. He later obtained a one or two more mugshots (questionable) spent the night in jail after being processed by magistrate 66.

The "Big Break"
At some point in late 2013 Liem announced the "Big Break", an effort to storm the gates of the Wake County jail and free Gay Boy from captivity. Alex was not available to assist in the efforts and the mission went horribly awry when GayBoy was too slow to run out (obviously) and was shot by guards. His body was unretrievable as Magistrate 66 kid backed over it several times with a go-kart.

Aftermath of arrest and relationship with James
The NCSU Peeper's actions strained his relationship with longtime family friend James. When it was revealed that James had knowledge of Gayboy's DUI arrest and other misdeeds, their friendship was effectively severed.

Under the alias of Sweet and Sour Deez, Gayboy reached out to Liem and recited famous words from Tommy Wiseau's The Room:

"Everybody betray meeh. Ah don't have a friend in deh wurld."

Although Gayboy's house was successfully slapped several times after this incident, little is known of his current whereabouts. He is most often seen at a local Walmart taking breaks because "he earned it" and "its a class thing". It is rumored that some unfortunate patrons of a Cary sushi shop have heard his tortured wails of "HAPPY BURDAYY TOO MEEH" but these rumors are unconfirmed.

"Fug You" thread and email harassment
In April of 2016 under the name "Black Beast", HurrHurr emailed James with various threatening messages, including:

"You're a stupid motherfucker.  I'm coming for you and your family.  You have a target on your back motherfucker."

"DOOD EYE SAUL YEW AT BREGALOO IN THE PORTAJOHN.  YEW GAUT A TARGET ON YOUR BACK BITCH.  IM GONNA SEND YEW INTO OBLI.... OBLIVV.... OBLBLIOOSDFNLDSNION.... MODDER FUGGER"

"Fuck you.  You don't know what it's like to have a family take you in and then abandon you like you were nothing.  So what, I peeped.  Big deal.  People out there have raped and killed.  All I did was stare at some girls on the toilet.  Who  cares If i got a DUI and lied about it?  The past is the past.  I've accepted it so why can't you?  All that matters now is that I'm on track to getting my life together and that I'm going to get my master's degree after I get my Bachelor's.  I've always know Liem was honest and fair.  Unlike you James.  I now see your true colors.  Yuck fou."

Gay Boy also revealed that he had a master's degree and included a photo, however it is highly unlikely that this is accurate.

Quotes
"I'm more shtudious den you, mudder fugger"

"Fug"

"Isch a kold wurld.."

"YEH GOTTAH LOTTAH NURV"

"Wuh wuh whuuut..?"

"WHEEHHHH DEWD WHY'D YEW GUYS MOVE??"

''"ISCHHH ME!" - Revealing himself as James' brother-in-law''