Bob McGee

"I was so in love with her, bro..."

Bob McGee
Bob McGee is a heartbroken middle aged man who became convinced that Alex stole his love interest. McGee has called several times using a blocked number to express his frustration and heartbreak, explaining "I was so in love with her brother" and pleading with Alex to "just delete her number and block her brother". Bob McGee also inexplicably described his fetishes and past sexual encounters to Alex, describing how he was incapable of "eating the booty like groceries." Mr. McGee is strangely also an avowed social activist known to cold call people during times of crisis and demand that they "get out there and help, gawddammit".

Quotes
"I found your number inside my lady's phone bro"

"She said that she was in love with you because you eat the booty like groceries"

"I don't know what made you decide to take her away from me. I was so in love with her..."

"Just delete her number and block her brother."

"She said she don't love me anymore because I'm small and i don't eat the booty like groceries"

"Don't cut me off brother, I'm very upset right now"

"Don't you see what's goin' on? Get out there and help gawddammit!"

"This is Bawb. Bawb Muhgee."