Glowing Ear Guy

"Glowing Ear" Guy
Glowing Ear guy is an amateur photographer with a characteristic ear that glows as if sunlight were constantly glimmering off of it. Because of this, he resents all ears and makes it his mission in life to capture them as little as possible in photography. He wears a comically oversized suit which he frequently trips over. He also has an irrational hatred of beards, believing them to be a fire hazard.