The Spiders

The Spiders
The Spiders are a colony of various arachnids that have taken up residence in Badguy's greasy-ass hair. These creatures have lived in their dwellings since time immemorial and have seemingly developed a strange bond with their human host. Badguy does not seem to mind their presence and may in fact welcome it. It is rumored that they are such big fans of sushi that Badguy will call in a "Spider Special" to his favorite sushi restaurants in order to feed his eight-legged friends. Although it has not been confirmed, the Spiders are thought to be one of many factors that caused Kay Hagan to violently evict Badguy from his dwelling in her nether region, causing him to break his ACL, MCL, and meniscus.