Alem Cong

"Two gay men"

-Alem Cong

Alem Cong
Alem Cong is the collective nickname given to Liem and Alex, the primary characters and narrators of the Alem Cong multiverse. The duo have been friends since childhood and while they work white collar desk jobs, their primary goal is chronicling the mishaps of the Multiverse.

Alem Cong posses an uncanny ability to navigate a world of freaks and weirdos relatively unscathed. This ability combined with their devilish good looks often results in strangers staring at the pair for extended periods of time in public. Alem Cong are also well versed in psychological manipulation, oftentimes planting false memories in the mind's of people such as Bad Guy for comedic effect.

Quotes
"We've got a kriminal up here! It's the NC State Peeper!"

"F*ck Bad Guy I'mma kill that n***a"

"I HATE THEM GREENISH POTATOES AND THOSE SOGGY FISH STICKS!"

"Korey kwit kweefin'"