Nhoj Broomsmore

"ANY PORN WATCHERS OUT THERE?????"

-Nhoj Broomsmore

Nhoj Broomsmore
Nhoj is the fictional identity of Badguy's father, John. He donned the nickname on his company's directory because of his affinity for hiding in the supplies closet and performing unmentionable activities with a broom.

Although his true identity is highly suspected, no one has been able to confirm it.

Early Life
Not much is known about Nhoj Broomsmore other then his alma mater being Auburn University. He lived a happy life with his wife Diane, before they had two sons.

Birth of Two Sons/Downfall
During 1991, Nhoj and Diane decided to start a family by giving birth to bad guy. This resulted in the abomination that resembled a nasty public toilet full of pale skin, grease, Linkin Park, gayness, goofy body structure, and no rhythm. Little did Nhoj know that this hellion would lead to temporary but hopefully not permanent insanity.

Few years later in 1994, son two was born. Though not quiet as bad, this abomination resembled a lazy private toilet full of being a crybaby, whiny, broken xbox controllers, sports, vanilla adult personality, and rock climbing.

With the powers that these two sons combined, Nhoj could not handle the aspects of being a father and soon his and Diane's strange house rules such as no video games for more then thirty minutes or no rated R movies were bent and broken. The downfall of Nhoj can be traced back to bad guy reaching high school and beginning to venture out on his own.